Bonzer Goes Electric Only - Shocking Chefs Everywhere!

In a bold move that’s set to flip the culinary world on its lid, Bonzer, the legendary name in professional can opening, is officially going all-electric. From April 1, 2025, the brand’s iconic manual can openers will be replaced entirely by a groundbreaking range of high-tech, battery-powered models – marking the end of an era for chefs who love a good arm workout.

Following in the footsteps of fellow iconic British car brand Jaguar, which announced earlier this year that it was transitioning to an all-electric lineup, Bonzer is now embracing the electric revolution in its own.

“We’ve been at the cutting edge of can-opening technology since 1927, but it’s time to embrace the future,” says Bonzer’s MD, Guy Cooper  “Our customers deserve the finest in precision, convenience, and digital performance.”

The Future of Can Opening

Bonzer’s new electric-only lineup includes game-changing features such as:

• AI-Powered Can Detection™ – Because knowing what a can looks like is so last century.
• Bluetooth Lid Removal Alerts – Get a push notification when your can is open (because watching it happen is too much effort).
• Variable Speed Control – From “Leisurely Lift” to “Hurricane Opener,” the power is in your hands (or, actually, the machine’s).
•  Eco-Friendly ‘Mindful Mode’ – Opens cans 80% slower to help you reflect on your environmental impact while you wait.

Reactions from the Culinary Community

Early reactions from professional chefs have been, well… mixed. “I don’t need my can opener to send me a calendar invite when my beans are ready,” commented one baffled Michelin-starred chef. “What’s next? A blockchain-powered soup spoon?”

Meanwhile, a Gen Z influencer called the launch “a massive W” on TikTok, praising the brand’s “commitment to digital is the direction we all need to be heading in”

Available Soon

The new Bonzer Electric-Only Can Openers will hit shelves on APRIL FOOLS DAY! Please remember Bonzer has been the trusted name in can opening for nearly a century, bringing chefs worldwide the simplicity and durability they need to get the job done – no batteries required. This press release may be a joke, but our commitment to quality and performance is 100% real.

For more information, please visit www.mitchellcooper.co.uk – but don’t believe everything you read today.